More dumb searches that found their way here

It’s that time again, when I mock some idiotic search results that got here.

malice in meth terms

What?

What the fuck is a meth term? If you use drugs, you get involved with shady people. Dealers and long-term addicts are often criminals, and if you want to use meth, that’s the sort of people you spend time with. Criminals are malicious. If you don’t like all the malice, try quitting the drugs, fool.

Also, get away from the computer while you are so high.

what if meth doesn’t make you horny?

What?

If you find yourself in a position where you need to take something to make you horny, there is something wrong with you. i.e. You want to have sex. That means you are already horny. You’re confused.

You also need to learn that searching while high doesn’t work so well.

He doesn’t want to sleep with me when we use meth

You know the answer to that one. He is sleeping with someone else.

pornshoot director edit

There are loads of popular sites that stream porn videos for free, and they all have a search facility. In fact, Google searches them all quite thoroughly if you disable Safe Search… Idiot.

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Learn to Google. It’s not difficult. If you find yourself reading random blogs that criticize porn while you search for porn videos, you’re doing it wrong…

Unlike the other two searchers, being high isn’t the problem. You’re fucking stupid. Too bad Dunning-Kruger guarantees you lack the intelligence to understand it. Stupid people like you will never know that you are stupid, because you lack the intelligence to understand just how stupid you are.

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About Jerome

I am a senior C# developer in Johannesburg, South Africa. I am also a recovering addict, who spent nearly eight years using methamphetamine. I write on my recovery blog about my lessons learned and sometimes give advice to others who have made similar mistakes, often from my viewpoint as an atheist, and I also write some C# programming articles on my programming blog.
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